If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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