Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it's like heaven, but drunker
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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