Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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