I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
