Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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