He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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