I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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