Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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