Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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