Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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