Christians are straight up FREAKS
Duck Duck Cougar?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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