He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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