just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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