Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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