Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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