physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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