Sponge bath it is.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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