Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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