I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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