They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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