I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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