did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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