I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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