If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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