one two three fourrrrnication!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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