My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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