the day after is always just damage control
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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