Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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