Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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