It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
