Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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