Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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