Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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