the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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