You just made me feel so damn special
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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