I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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