Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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