We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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