Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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