Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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