wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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