Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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