you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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