Your tits are I can't wait for
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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