is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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