I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you made out with another girl for some wings
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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