Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I need a beard to bite.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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