Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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