she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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