Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do vagina's smell?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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